Call of Booty

I decided yesterday. After much thought. I’m selling my xbox. I find myself spending way too much time on it. All I do is preach about how much time it takes to become a successful comic but I’ve been getting lazy. The other day. I waited in line at midnight for a video game to come out. Pathetic. I couldn’t even wait until noon when I woke up. I had to get it at midnight. I was standing there at the mall and the line was huge. It wrapped all the way around to the other side of the mall right by the victoria’s secret store. and I suddenly realized. Wow. “It’s been a long time since I’ve seen women’s underwear this close.” and besides. It’s overdue time I did something completely crazy and random just for a couple of jokes.

Like my friend Gabriel Rutledge often says “Call of Duty is fun, but have you ever played Vagina? It’s AWESOME.”