BarneysList

I have a friend who keeps a list of every girl he’s ever slept with in his wallet. Which I would never do. What happens if your girlfriend finds it. And I don’t need a list to keep track of 3 girls. It’s not that difficult. But he was showing me this list the other day and I thought to myself. “This is probably how craigslist started.” – Some guy had a list and his buddy was like “Wow! I’ll give you $50 if you hook me up with Cindy!” and he was like … “DEAL! Throw in another $20 and I’ll sell you her couch too.”

But then CJ had to ruin my brilliant hypothesis and show me a picture of the dude.

BTW. Slightly related. My friend Sean Anderson has a great joke “If you don’t know. Craigslist is a place where you can buy and sell … vaginas.”