The not so Depressing blog post

I guess I should add some jokes to this blog about a comedian. hah. This is so my parents don’t read this and put me in therapy again. “He’s starting to scare us.”

The joke in the last post was originally about the taco bell thing at a show and a guy turns around to watch that instead of me. I’ve done the joke on stage a few times. It worked nicely. Anyway. I wrote this joke a few days ago too. Did it on stage once. Did alright. Go me.

My friend is dating a baseball player, but she’s not cute at all. So I googled his batting average and then I was like “ohh. He needs his eyes checked.” Simple. Funny. The true story is the girl is not ugly and I don’t know who she’s actually dating so I couldn’t exactly find out how bad his vision is, but he plays for the mariners and as you can see, even if she’s dating the best hitter on the team, he still needs his eyes checked.

Steroids took the fun out of baseball. I remember a couple years back, it seemed like everyone was batting .300 or better. Or at least there were multiple guys up there. Now anybody near .280 is GREAT. Pitching is back dominating the game. Watching a game is still fun, but I’d rather watch other sports where players are killing each other for large sums of money. Something more thrilling about it I guess.

Anyway. There you go. A couple jokes, burning material on the blog. Try to laugh when you hear them on the radio.