Christmas Lectures

My family was lecturing me because I apparently blogged about my income. “Now people will try to pay you less.” They clearly don’t know anything about comedy. If it was possible to pay me less, they would have already found a way. In fact, I think there is a team of scientists devising new ways they can pay us less. Here I am bitching about the game instead of playing it which is what I hate. These last couple blogs are killing it on facebook with the “likes”. Too bad you need audiences for comedy. Facebook comments are just as fulfilling. I’ll be thinking of you all next time I’m on stage bombing. (tonight)