Dating a Porn Star

My friend got to hang with a pretty famous comedian over a weekend recently and they shared some bonding moments. He was very impressed that a well known porn star was sending him naked photos over text message. All of these people shall remain nameless unless they want to come out and discuss it. Now, should they find this, I should probably put a disclaimer. I think that’s awesome. but for comedic effect, here’s my question. You’ve become so famous that a porn star is sending you naked photos in text messages. Is that really an accomplishment though? I mean. Who does she NOT send them to?  I guess it depends what kind of text messages they are. Is she sending you the “I just added you to the mailing list” photos. Or is she posing naked with your comedy headshot? How do I know that I’m not getting them because she just doesn’t know my phone number yet? I don’t always like naked photos of women, but when I do, I’d prefer they are special. So next time (yes that’s supposed to be funny.) a porn star decides to send me naked pictures to my phone. I’m going to check my spam folder to make sure they aren’t in there also.