Driving & Flying to Gigs

I’m super famous. So I drive to all my gigs. I’ve putt 40k miles on my car just this year.

I stopped at Jiffy Lube recently to get an oil change and the guy goes “I can tell you’re a comedian, just by looking at you.” I was like “Funny you mention that, because I can tell you didn’t graduate high school just by looking at your uniform.”

I don’t drive to all my gigs. I did some shows in Alaska recently. It was during crab fest which is completely different than the crab fest Yakima has every year. but at the airport I saw a guy wearing a t-shirt that said “9/11 was an inside job.” Everyone is entitled to their opinion but why would you wear that at an airport? You know what else is an inside job? “Cavity Searches”