Hacky Facebook Mexican Joke

Facebook keeps telling me to add my ex girlfriend as a friend. but she was never on facebook before and we’ve only got 3 mutual friends. That’s impressive that they made that connection. Facebook knows me better than I thought. Although I’d be more impressed if facebook would tell me to add my next girlfriend. “Andrew, this girl is going to have your baby!” “Wow, facebook, how’d you know that?” “Because she’s mexican. She got pregnant as soon as you friend requested her.”

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