I Get Around

I met a girl the other night with underwear that said “I get around”. Which is not good. Right? The fact that I’m there, means it’s true. Not that I’m a terrible looking guy. I’m just nobody’s plan A. Nobody’s like THAT GUY! That has to be it. There can’t be THAT many 22 year old black beach boys fans. (round round, I GET AROUND.) I did some research. It’s a victorias secret brand, which isn’t a secret anymore if it’s getting around. But there’s all sorts of underwear with different sayings on them. One was “I get around.” the other that struck me as odd was “Hard to get” which. I would have preferred that. I can at least pretend like oh yeah. I’m good at this. AS opposed to I get around. Balloons falling from the ceiling, with a banner “one millionth visitor.”