Marijuana is good for you

I don’t smoke pot. I know a lot of people that do, and that’s fine if you want to get high. It’s just not for me. I’ve tried pot. and every time I did it, I got hungry and tired and it’s like I’m already good at those things by myself. I don’t need any help. They’re always trying to convince me. “No way man. They have new strands now, they help you be creative and stuff.” Yeah. I can tell just by your creative vocabulary. That’s great. McDonalds has Salads too. That doesn’t mean it’s any better for you. I’m not buying it. If they re-made the movie FOREVER YOUNG. Mel Gibson would wake up like “Yeah yeah. The war is over and all that. Are you telling me that now both Pot and McDonalds are GOOD FOR YOU? And They have plastic cigarettes you can smoke indoors? and THOSE are good for you too? The Future is CRAZY.” Speaking of smoking. I have a friend who is all about Medical Marijuana and all natural everything. She’s kind of odd though. She thinks the government is spraying chemicals in the air and that Cell Phones cause cancer. Which. Is ridiculous. The government would never allow a product to be legal if they KNEW it could kill you. [/sarcasm].

Again a little short joke for you. It feels like it’s missing something at the end. It will come to me later I guess. Probably after I smoke this creative chronic, son!