My Porn Audition

I’m sure this post title will bring those comment spam bots out the woodwork. 🙂

When I was in college, I was on a dating website because, well, look at me.

One day I got a message from a guy telling me he ran a website and wanted to know if I was willing to masturbate on camera for $100. I gave it some serious thought. I didn’t have a job. I needed money. I had no problem that it was for men. Why should I deny them this glorious body? lol. I eventually decided against it because it seemed a little sketchy. I suppose I could have asked for the website name, or more details (or more money!!) but I just went with no.

Now that I’m older and have a little more porn experience under my belt (haha!), I’m sure there was a casting couch with my name on it where they try to convince me to do more and I’m really glad I didn’t take him up on that offer.

I’m telling you that story to tell you this story: Thursday (February 11th) I’m doing a comedy show live on a webcam. It’s like 2 or 3 hours long. I’ll be telling jokes like it was a normal show and then playing video games and hopefully keeping my pants on. The show is 100% funded by tips from the viewers. So if you never get to see me perform because you live in some far away land, or maybe you saw a show once and it’s been a long time or maybe you’re still on house arrest. This is perfect for you. Tune in and PLEASE throw a couple bucks my way. My goal is to make at least $100 so I can justify putting off my career in porn.

The show starts at 6pm PST tomorrow February 11th. Set an alarm and remind yourself or tell Siri to remind you. The standup set will be sometime around 6:30pm. Tune in and heckle me from behind a keyboard if you want. twitch.tv/sourkoolaidshow is the stream link and follow @sourkoolaidshow on twitter.