Tagged: Seattle

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Dick Pics

Everyone’s favorite topic. I’ve sent a dick pic, I guess I can never be president now. Don’t hate, it’s super photogenic.
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Beer Ripoff at Seahawks Game

If you’re not from Seattle and / or don’t check facebook. You probably haven’t seen this video, and probably don’t care. Let’s watch and then discuss: Everybody is getting up in arms about the...
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Seattle and Winter Weather

I had this bit in my head ever since WINTER DISASTER EPIC FAIL SEATTLE 2010 OMG WTF SNOWMAGEEDDON happened a few weeks back. Then I was driving through spokane for my show and it...
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Marijuana is good for you

I don’t smoke pot. I know a lot of people that do, and that’s fine if you want to get high. It’s just not for me. I’ve tried pot. and every time I did...
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New Video

This past weekend I was the featured comedian at Laughs Comedy Spot in Kirkland. The feature is the middle act. They are usually responsible for 20-30 minutes of the show (depending on the number...
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Some SCARY Jokes

I had to host a show on Halloween. They asked me to dress up in a costume. Normally I hate participating in things that require money to pull off correctly. But My brother made...
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How Dating is like Sports

Some random bits that have been through various stages of development in my head and on stage but haven’t been on (virtual) paper yet: My dad keeps telling me I need to talk about...
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Jesus Loves Me

If you’ve ever seen my act (on 99% of days) I don’t swear. I push the limits, and some words might make your grandparents blush still. (Although I’m told old people like me.) But...
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Pacific Grand Prix Raceways

I’m happy to announce I’ve landed a new regular gig. I will be an announcer at Pacific Grand Prix Raceways (right next to Pacific Raceways) during different cool events like Drifting and SuperMoto. Not...
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Write Everything Down

“Hal Sparks – Write Everything Down! Ain’t nothin to it but to do it!” Ain’t nothing to it but to do it. Seinfeld once said if he were to teach a class on comedy...